Topic: The Pope steps in it...
This may be a sign of things to come. I hope.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20070514/wl_ … indians_dc
Father Corona to the Indians:
"Down on yer knees, lads,
Domini domini domini, yer all Catholics now.
Do you recognize what I'm holding in front of you?"
The Indian leader replies:
Why, that's a cross, the symbol of the quartering of the
Universe into its active and passive principles"
Father Corona:
"God have mercy on their heathen souls!"
Capitano Cortez:
"What the father means is, what is the cross made of...
gold. Do you got any?
The Indian leader replies:
"No, but we have this...
Capitano Cortez:
"What's that?
The Indian leader replies:
"Corn."
one of Capitano Cortez's men yells,
"CORN!!! NOW WE CAN MAKE TORTILLAS!!!
We been waitin' for hunnerts of yeers!
From the FireSign Theatre's Waiting For The Electrician

