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Noble Realms → Humor and Fun → Fluorescent Lights:Found Objects of Humor Series
Have you noticed fluorescent lights seem afraid to come on? When you turn on a fluorescent light it flickers and hesitates and is sort of unsure of itself.Then after several seconds it seems to gain confidence and light up at full strength. What's that all about? Can't these lamps receive some sort of counseling?
I could do that! I could counsel them... I'm 'sperienced! 
I will counsel every last one of them to make a bold statement, never to be shy in their awareness of the darkness!
I will counsel them to be brave, to empower themselves with lightning strike speed!
I will counsel them to really feel their luminescence so they may shine brightly with all the light giving flourescent spirit the Creator gave them!
Never again need any flourescent lightbulb flicker hopelessly!!!
Do it! Bring me your weary and tired flourescent light bulbs!!!
HA! 
--V
PS--Will counsel for the price of a Raspberry Chocolate Truffle, two if I need to lay hands on the bulb.
... in need of Raspberry Chocolate Truffles... call soon... appts. going quickly! 1-800-LUVBULB
Love bulbs=tulips.
Bulb therapy: could get bulbously out of hand.
Anyone of a scientific bent got any jokes to add to this chasm of hilarity? Light bulbs, alternative energy, short-circuits. Help us out here.
I assume you have one of these, ahem, "bulbometers?" Please. Not all lamps are round, you know. Some are tubular.
Among many other wondrous things, Man has had the imagination to invent two such distinctly different products. One, a flaming, jellied gasoline used to create fire, death, and destruction; the other, a claylike mass good for throwing, bouncing, smashing, or pressing against a comic strip so you can look at a backwards picture of Popeye.
[I realize this is another "old school" entry. However, I asked the school, and it said that although it was indeed old it did not mind being quoted]
You guys are too funny! 
cameron,
Bulbometer? Sure I've got one... ummm, don't you? I have the "plans" to build one if you don't have one! But that will cost you many, many Raspberry Chocolate Truffles my little friend!
SednaSphere,
It's so funny, I was having such a day the other day, on Monday, I told my friend I felt like Silly Putty! Even for me I thought this was kinda a strange thing to say, but those words were the only way to express what I was feeling... gosh, but I can be a freaky chick... life is never boring for me! Snicker! Snicker! Chuckle! Snort!
--V
"Lovin' every minute of it... hey, hey, hey!"--Loverboy
When you feel like silly putty, that means you aren't just puttin' around.
When you feel like silly putty, that means you aren't just puttin' around.
No kidding!
--V
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