Topic: A couple from Minneapolis....
A couple from Minneapolis decided to go to Florida for a long weekend to
thaw out during one particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years before.
Because both had jobs they found it difficult to coordinate their travel
schedules, so it was decided that the husband would fly to Florida on a
Thursday, and his wife would follow him the next day.
Upon arriving as planned, the husband checked into the hotel. In his
room there was a computer so he decided to send his wife an e mail back in
Minneapolis.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in the address, and sent the
e-mail, without realizing his error.
In Houston, a widow had just returned from her husband's funeral. The
dearly departed was a minister who had been called home to glory
following a heart attack. The widow checked her e-mail, expecting
messages from relatives and friends. Upon reading the first message, she fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
You're probably surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now
and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and checked in.
I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow.
Looking forward to seeing you then!
Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is hot down here!
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.
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If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.
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