National Pirate Talk Day (Page 2 of 2)

I LOVE PIRATES!!!  u guys made me laugh out loud up there!  goddam good joke lyra.  cracked me up.  did u guys know that when the deposed KT went on the run, many ended up as pirates?  same skill set sorta.  new job for the renegades/outlaws.  cant be hunted down as well as on ship out to sea.   a psychic once told me that the insignificant other was a pirate once.  she asked me who has the big gold earring in his ear and tells the constant jokes and stories?  i go nobody i know, yet.  she goes he's coming.  and he did.  she knew alot, that old gal. ex-KT turned pirate.  once he told me he had memories of being out to sea onboard ship and he hated that and being on islands.  he goes--its hard to get off.  i have a 4 ft tall dancing singing pirate in my living room from halloween 3 yrs ago.  he stays up and running.   just thot id say hi to u kids today and thanks for the laughs ye mateys!  arrrragghhh ye maggotey bloody blokes. (im at work, puke).