Black helicopters

"find organic, metal, and plastic food and become living pilotless black helicopters who are somewhat sentient."

As insane as it all sounds, if one wants to pick this apart it's best to start here:

"But they said it explained cattle mutations and mad cow disease."

Basically they're saying we should consider the first statement which yes, does sound insane, because how else can we explain cattle mutilations and mad cow disease?

Well, there are other possible explanations for cattle mutilations, ones that are far more plausible than what this site is proposing. (it would really help if you could track down the original source for this so we could check this site out too.  There's a lot you can tell about a site based on its layout alone.)

But you have to start with what you know about black helis, and from there deduce logically. 

If I were to pick it all apart, here's what I have:

1.   These black helis are indeed advanced, employing a range of technology beyond what the general public is aware of.  Including:  cloaking/invisibility, (a friend of Montalk's gave him a pic of a barely cloaked military heli flying around in broad daylight in the desert of Arizona, it's an amazing pic.) the ability to read the frequencies/thoughts of the person they're targetting in their fly-by harassment, (I have my own personal proof for this, which I wrote about in my book) and beam frequencies at their targets to cause sickness, and physical harm.  (several MILABS researchers/authors have noted this, including Karla Turner.)

2.  They're often time employed to target humans, usually "MILABS," with fly-by harassment as mentioned, for the purpose of assesing their frequency/thought info., scare tactics/warnings/threats, or straight up monitoring..........but even better, they seem to stop doing this the second the target is onto their schtick and no longer has fear of them.  Again, I wrote about that in my book, and it's something that pretty much nobody else seems to be talking about out there.   

3.  They are sometimes linked with cattle mutilations, and I believe UFO/alien/MILABS researcher Barbara Bartholic talks about this in the book that Peggy Fielding wrote about her.

Now, with that in mind, we look at cattle mutilations.  Here's my line of reasoning:

1.  Specific pieces parts are repeatedly taken from these animals, and their blood is completely drained, leaving the rest of the animal in the field.  We can conclude that these specific body parts and blood are obviously of some use to something.  Food, or material to be used in the synthesis of something else; (this calls to mind the reports of blood donation mobiles being chased by UFOs, and "something" being highly interested in all the blood that these trucks were hauling around.)

2.  Often times they don't decompose the way normal animals do, and vultures and other organisms won't touch them.   So even though the blood and specific areas were targeted for pieces parts, the entire animal has been altered in some way in the process, which indicates an obviously higher and unnatural technology at work. 

3.  They're going after animals primarily - or so we'd like to hope.  There has been evidence that even humans have been targetted in such a manner, but we're certainly never going to hear about it.  So either animals are their primary target because it's compatible with what they need, or because they're not allowed to take too many humans because then people would start to notice this, or, they're running low on humans they can take in this manner, and are now resorting to going after animals as their second choice.  Take your pick.

Now, what pops into MY mind are two things.  The first being government military elements needing animal organism stuff for genetic experimentation and creations.  I don't know, just a theory, although that makes me wonder why they couldn't just create their own farms full of animals that they can use.  Why target the animals of ranchers, you know? 

Then, there's the idea of "aliens" and Grays.   I've always wondered if Grays were involved in the cattle mutilations thing only because I've come across references to Grays being cybergenetic organisms.  Not actual sentient alien life forms from some other planet, or "us in the future!" as some people like to believe.   But cybergenetic organisms, a manufactured genetic creation that supposedly needs to absorb nutrients (blood, plasma, organ-based "stuff", etc.) through their skin.  (that came from the C's.) 

If the Grays are cybergenetic organism puppets of something else, then who do they belong to?

There have been many an abductee who has claimed to see these things either working with Reps, or, alongside human military personnel in underground/secret bases.  Like cybergenetic robot helpers or something of the Reps or humans.  (and there are probably many varieties of these things, not just one type running around out there in reality, and maybe some really do come from another planet, who knows!)

So, maybe government miltiary stuff is going out there procuring the organ/blood based stuff for their own use, or for these Gray cybergenetic organisms?   If the government is working with Reps and Gray genetic creations, then obviously they have access to higher technology, and it explains the other aspects associated with black helis, and why they seem to be able to "read" the targets thoughts/frequencies and beam frequencies at them.

Just some thoughts.  Who really knows what's going on.  My thoughts are that black helis are just that - helicopters, not whatever that one website is concluding, but they are piloted by humans or hybrids, have advanced technology, and as such, are being used in mutliple ways, not just for any one thing.

I always thought that was a conspiracy parody site.  With such gems as the...

The Bohemian Grove / US Forest Service worship of the Owl God, Moloch...

Pieglasses for the masses...

Secret Black Ops Lab Genetic mutations known as Handlebrot...

The rare cryptozoological Tree Octopus and the Cephalopod Invasion Coverup...

The partnership they don't want campers to know about...

And, of course, the Black Helicopter Cheerio Conspiracy...

The cattle mutilations are anything but a spoof.