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Noble Realms → Aliens and Matrix → Alien Advertising
I've noticed this here and there for a couple years but just ignore it because I know it's there. But what the hey, figured I'd take the few moments to do a screenshot and document some of the alien advertising out there.
I'm sure everyone has seen this one by now.
http://youtube.com/watch?v=74WcwZcSJCs
The SETI guy goes "Man, we are not alone" followed by the Budwiser logo that says "TRUE".
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[center]Alien seeks good home[/center]
I eat nothing, am good at parties as a conversation piece and I am excellent in power cuts as I can glow in the dark at will.
What I lack in humour I more than make up for in intelligent conversation.
Although I will not allow myself to be touched like a common pet, I will allow finger-pointing and staring.
Have spare heart and liver if donations to the host-family are required.
I wouldn't effect the water bill because I don't shower as water melts me.
Owners must have cable, internet and a wish to be dominated, subserviant and ruled.
[center]If interested please call ETCALLHOME 911[/center]
PS:Isn't there also a lovable wee alien in American Dad?
He cracks me up.
z3n3rg, I hate that damn grey/reptile hybrid alien if I could I would beat it up everytime I see it. LOL Oh they are so cute they are your friends. Geeze give me a break. That's like telling cows that humans are just their friends they don't eat them.
calpamu I hope you made that up. 
Thanks aldo...geez...Red Cross...I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
Belljar, lol. Yea, the whole alien propaganda thing is silly and sinister at the same time. Not sure what the appropriate word for that is.
z3n3rg nope thats real life man, the word your looking for is sillynister, I made that up too. 
Thanks, z3n3rg, for posting that. I absolutely hate that ad. It's always on Yahoo's page. That thing just creeps me out. That particular commercial I've seen forever, but it was usually some stupid human dancing around. But then they brought in a new character, to dumb us down a little. Make us used to it. Same old, same old. Conditioning.
That ad from Germany is freaky! The Red Cross? What's Next?
I watched 5 minutes of T.V the other day and the first commercial i saw was advertising batteries. ( household variety ).
So this spaceship swoops down and sucks up a cow with a tractor beam thing and then zips across and sucks up a human. The guy is in the spaceship and puts some batteries in a torch which lights up like a lightsaber and then all of these little grey type aliens cluster around him.... it was somewhat uncomfortable to watch.
Unfortunately the guy did not use the lightsaber to chop the aliens up and rescue the cow. 
Oh yea, that reminds me of the Energizer commercial. Where the big UFO is running low on juice and need a jump start. They hook up to the Energizer Bunny and voila...they are off.
Uk has a "AirWaves" add about welcoming a small alien to earth whist offering an Airwave chewing gum , the alien sees life as it really is for a lot of people,after eating the gum, ie: all squashed into a tube-train to get to work, mopping floors for 5 bucks an hour, etc etc. The Alien runs back into the saucer and skedaddles.
Noble Realms → Aliens and Matrix → Alien Advertising
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