my little golden book about god

OH - MY - GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I haven't laughed this hard in MONTHS!!   People....you GOTTA check this out.....go to the above link, then click on the "Cuddly Menace" link at the bottom of the page........zonabi, where are you??  This is right up your alley!   It's hysterical!!!       Thanks bumblebee for passing it along!

Definitely a classic.

hahaha, I've got to do something like that...

BUMP! 

This link is funny, re-bumping it since it's been awhile.....

http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/zogg/zogg1.html

(click "Next" bottom right hand corner when you go to the link....)

I did not know the original book nor the zoog, but could catch the joke

But I know zog
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zoq-Fot-Pik

The Zoq, Fot, and Pik, together Zoq-Fot-Pik, are three fictional races of beings
featured in the sci-fi Star Control computer game series.

The Zoq, the Fot and the Pik evolved together on one planet.

All three races evolved as non-predators, which left a niche on the planet for another intelligent species to
evolve: the Zebranky. The Zebranky preferred a threesome of foods: namely the Zoq, the Fot and the Pik.

To survive the predations of the Zebranky, the Zoq, the Fot and the Pik banded together, annihilated the Zebranky
and formed a cooperative union. They have integrated so well that they no longer recall which of the races are Zoq,
which are Fot, and which are Pik.

After the three races killed off the last Zebranky they faced a dilemma: whether to develop technological and cultural
sophistication, or to return to the forests and relax, free from the Zebranky. They chose the latter.

For another five thousand years, the Zoq, the Fot and the Pik relaxed in the forests, until one day one of
each race was walking up a steep path looking for something to eat, when a bolt of lightning struck nearby.
The bolt of energy carved a wheel-shaped chunk of granite out of a cliff. As the rock began to roll down the hill,
some dry grass got caught in its hole, and since the rock was still hot the grass caught on fire. Thus the Zoq, Fot,
and Pik simultaneously discovered the wheel, fire, and religion. The wheel and fire were based on the rock, and
religion developed when the Zoq was killed by the rolling rock and the  remaining two decided that he had
simply gone to "a better place" (one preferably without dangerous, flaming wheels of death).