Topic: DEEP THOUGHTS

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seeker of truth

follow no path
all paths lead where

truth is here

E.E. Cummings

Re: DEEP THOUGHTS

I love Jack Handy!  What's really interesting is that I don't know why I think these things are so funny.  A few of my favorites are:

Anytime I see something screech across a room and latch onto someones neck, and the guy screams and tries to get it off, I have to laugh, because what is that thing.

To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.