Well I had to find a few funny Zoidberg quotations,
Zoidberg: I'll have a look but I warn you, I'm an expert on humans, not robuhts.
Fry: Er, I'm not Bender, I'm Fry.
Zoidberg: Really? I thought you were the robuht.
Fry: Nope, human.
Zoidberg: Alright, alright, spare me your life story.
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Inspector: Well, you have two options, either you come in peace, and prepare to be dissected. Or, if you come to take over our planet, we surrender.
Zoidberg: A win win scenario! WHo cares! Im meating new people!
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Zoidberg - "Now open your mouth and let's have a look at that brain."
(Fry opens his mouth)
Zoidberg - "No, not that mouth, the other one."
Fry - "Er.. I only have one."
Zoidberg (Facinated) - "Really?.."
Fry - "Could I see a human doctor?"
Zoidberg - "Young lady, I'm an expert on humans. Now open your mouth and say, 'Vvrrooddd-diii-dooo-ddii-dddooiih!!'"
Fry - "ahem.. 'Vrro-diii-doo-dii-diii-ddddoo!!' '"
Zoidberg - "WHAT?? MY MOTHER WAS A SAINT!!! GET OUT!!!"
"Beyond the stars a new world awaits me now" - Wintersun