Jesus' Lineage

manyeagles asked me to post this item.  We both happen to think this is a time to be vigilant, and yet still value the tool of laughter as if it's part of our armory. 

We hope this rocks your souls with many fits of laughter!

I'm pretty sure mr. aaronfirebrand knows what we be talking about, about the laughter!

Subject: Jesus' Lineage

There were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Black:

1. He called everyone "brother."
2. He liked Gospel.
3. He couldn't get a fair trial.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Jewish:

1. He went into His Father's business.
2. He lived at home until he was 33.
3. He was sure his Mother was a virgin and his mother was sure he was God.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Italian:

1. He talked with his hands.
2. He had wine with every meal.
3. He used olive oil.

But then there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was a Californian:

1. He never cut his hair.
2. He walked around barefoot all the time.
3. He started a new religion.

And there were 3 equally good arguments that Jesus was Irish:

1. He never got married.
2. He was always telling stories.
3. He loved green pastures.

But the most compelling evidence of all -- 3 proofs that Jesus was a woman:

1. He had to feed a crowd at a moment's notice when there was no food.
2. He kept trying to get a message across to a bunch of men who just didn't get it.
3. Even when he was dead, He had to get up because there was more work for Him to do.

http://www.reversespins.com/Jesuslineage.html

BTW--If you've never seen the movie Dogma, or if you haven't seen it for awhile, check it out!  It's an interesting movie... that kind of an understatement!

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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