Re: The Ant Whisperer
Yesterday morning I turned on the bathroom light when I heard this scuttling and scratching going on in the light fixture in the ceiling. Like, really loud. It sounded like a small animal had suddenly been roused and was now running amok in the light. Not a positive sound to hear when one is still waking up!!
I didn't have my glasses on but when I looked up I could tell...........that was one HUGE ASS SPIDER trying to squeeze its way out of the light through the crack!
I grabbed my glasses to see and I swear, I have never seen a spider that big, other than a wolf spider. But this wasn't a wolf spider I don't think, judging by how the legs looked. I was like AH! and jumped back. This thing was going crazy trying to get away from the light that had just come on and its legs were just....dangling out of the crack, moving all over, scratching around and making a racket. The legs were each at least an inch and a half long..... thick, but hairless, and waving all around in the air. The inch and half is Tom's estimate too btw, he's backing me up on this!!
haha But it seriously sounded like there was a mouse scuttling around up there in the light. UGH. This thing was big and noisy. It was just wrong in so many ways. SPIDERS SHOULD NEVER BE THAT BIG!!!!
I tried to not get creeped out by this thing, and maybe get all "Spider Whisperer" on it or something, and did muster some sympathy for it, but spiders - especially ones that look like that - are hard to feel the love for. ! Humans seem to be ingrained with a fear of spiders, to just stay away from them. Spiders and palmetto bugs....just can never get used to either of them.
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