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DECLARATION OF LIFE AND DEATH
I, ____________, hereby make the following declaration:
I. The life that I am living has been both freely given to, and freely accepted by me.
II. I am free to dispense my life as I see fit in any particular moment.
III. The dispensation of my life is an entirely personal matter, and any perception that my thoughts, words, and/or actions, may be associated with a public matter is wholly false, entirely fictional, and offers no consideration toward the acceptance of a contract with any public entity.
IV. I accept responsibility to choose to change my thoughts, words, and/or actions in any manner, and reserve the right to change such thoughts, words, and/or actions at any time without offering consideration toward any construed or actual contract with a public entity.
V. I acknowledge death to be a process of life, and recognize that, as such, the act of my death is entirely my own to make, and under no circumstance may be made against my will.
VI. The act of my death does not constitute consideration, and is held exempt from any claim for perceived or actual damages incurred in connection to the act by any public entity, and I hereby indemnify in perpetuity and forever hold harmless any public entity against any claim brought by myself and/or authorized representive(s), agent(s), and/or descendant(s) in relation to such act.
VII. Any acts which may be construed to be in connection with the act of my death is hereby acknowledged to be the effect, and not the cause, of the act of my death, and I accept full ownership and responsibility for all such acts and consequences thereof.
VIII. I assert the right to self-representation in all matters arising in connection to the act of my death and divest any public entity from responsibility to act on my construed or actual behalf in such matters.
IX. I do not recognize the authority within any public entity to adjudicate in matters which pertain to the act of my death, and decline any offers to accept such authority.
X. I release myself from the duty to appear before any public entity in regard to the act of my death, or any consequence thereof, without reasonable notification to all other entities which may be entitled to recompense for neglect of said duty, whether demonstrated under law, in fact, or by fiction.