Re: Dreamspell Calendar
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Yes, BlackBox, I now know that it has always been okay for me to be a White Bitch.
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Re: Dreamspell Calendar
Hmmph...
I meant, my dreamspell alias is: White Lunar Dog. Yours is: White Electric Dog.
Your a b*&ch? Actually I would think of you as the last person to ever be labelled that... 
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Red Magnetic Serpent.
Red Magnetic Serpent
I Unify in order to Survive
Attracting Instinct
I seal the Store of Life Force
With the Magnetic tone of Purpose
I am guided by my own power doubled
"It's hard to advance freedom in a country that has been strangled by tyranny." - G.W. Bush 04/13/2004
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The poetry is usually vague, but ah well.
I've met a few Red Magnetic Serpents. ehnus is pretty close to your kin also (Red Overtone Serpent).
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Careful how you speak to me White Dog, for I am guided by my own power DOUBLED!
"It's hard to advance freedom in a country that has been strangled by tyranny." - G.W. Bush 04/13/2004
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Ya, but I have Sedna the b*#&h on my side.
What's really sad is I just got Sedna's joke (like 2 hours later). Sometimes, I wish I was a Jesuit Priest so I could be qualified in walking into the woods bear-chested, slapping my back with branches in repentance.
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I was wondering when you would get it. Sheesh! Pretty good, eh?
Don't lauph, but one of the lifeguards here is studying to be a Catholic Priest. Not a Jesuit, though. And I doubt he'd lauph even if he got the joke, because he's a very serious guy. 18 years old.
Oh, well. I'm glad to say that with my maturity has come a goodly amount of silliness!
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What's the fun of being a Priest if you can't slap yourself with branches?
Especially when thinking unpure thoughts.
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BlackBox wrote:
What's the fun of being a Priest if you can't slap yourself with branches?
Especially when thinking unpure thoughts.
Tis a sad and lonely Priest indeed.
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You could go camping in a highly wooded area and get slapped by plenty of branches anyway. No priest degree required! And it's totally free!
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You can't perform surgery without being a surgeon. You cannot defend a corporation in court without being a lawyer. You cannot teach in school without being a teacher.
And you can't slap yourself with branches in repentance and NOT be a Jesuit Priest. This I know.
Don't ask me to break the rules in life Sedna. Things just are the way they are. If I slap myself with branches in the woods without being a Jesuit Priest, I'll just be a common fool.
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Well, let the trees do it then! If you're being so bad as to need it, I'm sure they'd be glad to help out!
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Jesuits, jesuits...You do know that the inveterate gambler and big loser william bennett has said that all children should be educated by jesuits, don't you? Jesuits are the military arm of the catholic church, led by hans von kolvenbach (the black pope), aka count von klovenhoof. If you believe black is white, you may be a jesuit. To properly scourge yourself, run naked through thick forest. Let nature be your priest!
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synchronicity rules!
30 2004-06-18 11:16:43 (edited by BlackBox 2004-06-18 11:17:15)
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aaronfirebrand wrote:
count von klovenhoof
That is definately the BEST villains name I could ever imagine.
Comedic...yet evil at the same time! Ingenius.
"Run kids, it's count von klovenhoof!" (I can't even say it without giggling like a school-girl...thanks Aaron!)
[Edit: notice how it rolls off the tongue...I can't get over it.]
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