Topic: Money that's worth more money than it's worth
I saw a news story last night about a twenty dollar bill that's "worth $25,000." It's worth $25K because a Dole Banana sticker accidentally was woven into the bill, becoming a part of the currency. For its rareness, it's been appraised at, once again folks, $25K.
What the f@#%!
Okay, what was even weirder, was that the news anchors were, or seemed to be, impressed by the bill, like, "Wow...Man, I wish I had one of those...Ha, ha, ha."
In all fairness, I guess I wish I had a $20 bill worth $25,000, too. But I think it'd be an ethical dilemma for me to sell it to anyone for more than $20. Actually, I wish I had it so I could just wipe my ass with it and laugh: Muhahaha!
but you can avoid its teeth.