GWB's slip of the tongue (Page 2 of 2)

Erm...He's gonna find to find a way. I am sure. He'll do the best he can (Erm..joke!)

on the daily show this past week, we heard laura bush admiring this year's white outhouse christmas tree: "every year i think 'this is the most beautiful one', but this year i really do think this is the most beautiful one".  and don't forget laura's reference to katrina as "corrinna"  several times.
g & l are surely a perfect match, and enjoy a storybook romance. if the storybook is a Far Side collection.

“My mom often used to say, 'The trouble with W' – although she didn’t put that to words." --George W. Bush

One picture is worth a thousand words--

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.
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If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.

More Bushisms!    An update I just found! 

"I think -- tide turning -- see, as I remember -- I was raised in the desert, but tides kind of -- it's easy to see a tide turn -- did I say those words?"

--George W. Bush, asked if the tide was turning in Iraq, Washington, D.C., June 14, 2006

"And I suspect that what you'll see, Toby, is there will be a momentum, momentum will be gathered. Houses will begat jobs, jobs will begat houses."

--George W. Bush, talking to reporters along the hurricane-ravaged Gulf Coast, Gulfport, Miss., Aug. 28, 2006"

"The relations with, uhh -- Europe are important relations, and they've, uhh -- because, we do share values. And, they're universal values, they're not American values or, you know -- European values, they're universal values. And those values -- uhh -- being universal, ought to be applied everywhere."

--George W. Bush, at a press conference with European Union dignitaries, Washington, D.C., June 20, 2005

"It seemed like to me they based some of their decisions on the word of -- and the allegations -- by people who were held in detention, people who hate America, people that had been trained in some instances to disassemble -- that means not tell the truth."

--George W. Bush, on an Amnesty International report on prisoner abuse at Guantanamo Bay, Washington, D.C., May 31, 2005 

"Trying to stop suiciders -- which we're doing a pretty good job of on occasion -- is difficult to do. And what the Iraqis are going to have to eventually do is convince those who are conducting suiciders who are not inspired by Al Qaeda, for example, to realize there's a peaceful tomorrow."

--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 24, 2006

"That's George Washington, the first president, of course. The interesting thing about him is that I read three -- three or four books about him last year.  Isn't that interesting?"

--George W. Bush, while showing German newspaper reporter Kai Diekmann the Oval Office, Washington, D.C., May 5, 2006

"I've reminded the prime minister-the American people, Mr. Prime Minister, over the past months that it was not always a given that the United States and America would have a close relationship."

--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 29, 2006

"Wow! Brazil is big."

--George W. Bush, after being shown a map of Brazil by Brazilian president Luiz Inacio Lula da Silva, Brasilia, Brazil, Nov. 6, 2005

"I believe that a prosperous, democratic Pakistan will be a steadfast partner for America, a peaceful neighbor for India, and a force for freedom and moderation in the Arab world."

--George W. Bush, mistakenly identifying Pakistan as an Arab country, Islamabad, Pakistan, March 3, 2006

"I like the idea of people running for office. There's a positive effect when you run for office. Maybe some will run for office and say, vote for me, I look forward to blowing up America. I don't know, I don't know if that will be their platform or not. But it's -- I don't think so. I think people who generally run for office say, vote for me, I'm looking forward to fixing your potholes, or making sure you got bread on the table."

--George W. Bush, on elections in the Middle East, Washington, D.C., March 16, 2005

"Because the -- all which is on the table begins to address the big cost drivers. For example, how benefits are calculate, for example, is on the table; whether or not benefits rise based upon wage increases or price increases. There's a series of parts of the formula that are being considered. And when you couple that, those different cost drivers, affecting those -- changing those with personal accounts, the idea is to get what has been promised more likely to be -- or closer delivered to what has been promised. Does that make any sense to you? It's kind of muddled. Look, there's a series of things that cause the -- like, for example, benefits are calculated based upon the increase of wages, as opposed to the increase of prices. Some have suggested that we calculate -- the benefits will rise based upon inflation, as opposed to wage increases. There is a reform that would help solve the red if that were put into effect. In other words, how fast benefits grow, how fast the promised benefits grow, if those -- if that growth is affected, it will help on the red."

--George W. Bush, explaining his plan to save Social Security, Tampa, Fla., Feb. 4, 2005

"Who could have possibly envisioned an erection -- an election in Iraq at this point in history?"

--George W. Bush, at the white House, Washington, D.C., Jan. 10, 2005

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Then there's the ones that have two meanings, and reveal true intentions.....

"See, in my line of work you got to keep repeating things over and over and over again for the truth to sink in, to kind of catapult the propaganda."

--George W. Bush, Greece, N.Y., May 24, 2005 (Listen to audio)

"You see, not only did the attacks help accelerate a recession, the attacks reminded us that we are at war."

--George W. Bush, on the Sept. 11 attacks, Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

"And the second way to defeat the terrorists is to spread freedom. You see, the best way to defeat a society that is -- doesn't have hope, a society where people become so angry they're willing to become suiciders, is to spread freedom, is to spread democracy."

--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., June 8, 2005

"I think younger workers -- first of all, younger workers have been promised benefits the government -- promises that have been promised, benefits that we can't keep. That's just the way it is."

--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., May 4, 2005

"People don't need to worry about security. This deal wouldn't go forward if we were concerned about the security for the United States of America."

--George W. Bush, on the deal to hand over U.S. port security to a company operated by the United Arab Emirates, Washington, D.C., Feb. 23, 2006

"We look forward to analyzing and working with legislation that will make -- it would hope -- put a free press's mind at ease that you're not being denied information you shouldn't see."

--George W. Bush, Washington, D.C., April 14, 2005

"This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous. And having said that, all options are on the table."

--George W. Bush, Brussels, Belgium, Feb. 22, 2005

"I want to appreciate those of you who wear our nation's uniform for your sacrifice."

--George W. Bush, Jacksonville, Fla., Jan. 14, 2005

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Amazing, doesnt anybody ever notice what a boob he is? The problem is he cant have a speech writer there every moment telling him what to say, cause obviously he doesnt know d**k.