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Topic: Dumb jokes

Q: What was the pope's first miracle?

A: He made a lame man blind.


Q: What was the pope's second miracle?

A: He cured a ham.


Q: What was the pope's third miracle?

A: He walked underwater.

You can't change a tiger's stripes,
but you can avoid its teeth.

2 Reply by Cipher (edited by Cipher 2005-04-14 15:51:49)

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Re: Dumb jokes

Hahahaha  lol

Q How about the pope's last miracle?

A Surprisingly, he actually made it into heaven big_smile

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3 Reply by Cipher (edited by Cipher 2005-04-14 15:56:01)

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Will I be excommunicated now? yikes sad roll wink

"And your truth will set you free!" Cipher

"The intuitive mind is a sacred gift.  The rational mind is a faithful servant.  We have created a society which honours the servant but has forgotten the gift." Albert Einstein

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Re: Dumb jokes

Did you know that the ONLY two people with the recipe to Coke are not allowed in the same place together? Yep. Because if they were both killed, there would be no more Coke!

/scampers

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Re: Dumb jokes

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede?

Drumsticks for everyone!  big_smile

Ahem...

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.
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If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.

lol