The original is of course from The Man Himself, Snoop Dogg: The Shizzolator.
http://www.asksnoop.com/
It's Snoop's website; when you get to the main page, you'll see a text box where you can type in any website's name, and it will "translate" it into Shizzle Speak.
Here's what happens when you run montalk.net through the Shizzolator:
http://asksnoop.com/shizzolator.php?url … ontalk.net
"There is far mo' this world than taught in izzle schools, shown in da media, or proclaimed by da church 'n state, know what I'm sayin'? Most of mankind lives in a hypnotic trance, taking be reality what is instead a twisted simulacra of reality, a collective dream in which values are inverted, lies are taken as truth, 'n tyranny is accepted as security." They enjoy they ignorance 'n cling tightly da misery that gives 'em identity, know what I'm sayin'?"
"Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, shouting "Holy shit ... what a ride!" - Anonymous
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"I get by with a little help from my (higher density) friends."
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