Topic: The REAL reason the Mayan calendar ends in 2012...
Mayan #1: "Wait, we've been making these calendars for years. None of us are going to live to see 13.0.0.0.0!"
Mayan #2: "You know, you're right. We're just wasting our time here now. Let's just stop making calendars here and move on to something else."
... Saw this on another forum and it gave me a cheap chuckle... It's corny, I know, but I couldn't resist.