1 (edited by freeme 2005-02-22 08:11:40)

Topic: Conversation between an American ship and Canadian authorieties

This one really brightened a very stressful day for me, enjoy:

US&Can wrote:

This is an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Octobewr 1995.  Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.

Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.

Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.

Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship.  I say again, divert YOUR course.

Canadians: No, I say again, you divert your course.

Americans:  This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet.  We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels.  I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north.  I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship.

Canadians: This is a lighthouse.  Your call.

source: http://www.hut.fi/~vlundber/images/goamericans.gif

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Re: Conversation between an American ship and Canadian authorieties

LOL

typical!

"...i was taken by the hand, from the ocean to the sand..."
nitin sawhney - 'eastern eyes'

Re: Conversation between an American ship and Canadian authorieties

It's probably not literally true, but it is so descriptive of the general attitude.
Kathy

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Re: Conversation between an American ship and Canadian authorieties

Sweet.

5 (edited by Cipher 2005-02-24 04:07:01)

Re: Conversation between an American ship and Canadian authorieties

Shakes head, chuckling roll

"And your truth will set you free!" Cipher

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