Topic: Conversation between an American ship and Canadian authorieties
This one really brightened a very stressful day for me, enjoy:
This is an actual radio conversation of a US naval ship with Canadian authorities off the coast of Newfoundland in Octobewr 1995. Radio conversation released by the chief of naval operations, 10-10-95.
Canadians: Please divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: Recommend you divert your course 15 degrees to the north to avoid a collision.
Canadians: Negative. You will have to divert your course 15 degrees to the south to avoid a collision.
Americans: This is the captain of a US Navy ship. I say again, divert YOUR course.
Canadians: No, I say again, you divert your course.
Americans: This is the Aircraft Carrier US LINCOLN, the second largest ship in the United States Atlantic Fleet. We are accompanied with three Destroyers, three Cruisers and numerous support vessels. I DEMAND that you change your course 15 degrees north. I say again, that's one-five degrees north, or counter-measures will be taken to ensure the safety of this ship.
Canadians: This is a lighthouse. Your call.
source: http://www.hut.fi/~vlundber/images/goamericans.gif