Double entendres galore

Here are the top ten comments made by NBC during the
Summer Olympics which they would no doubt, like to take back:

Very funny...

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw
her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from

personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and
father."

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries,and even some deaths
in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can

expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't
like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've
got
eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them...
Oh
my God, what have I just said?"

10. Diving commentator: "Look at that . . you aren't getting anything
between those legs."