putting laxatives in college food

This is just a topic that I have stumbled across in my recent research of health services, putting laxatives in college students meals.  Few college students know of this "rumor", but I do personally feel that it could be true.  I have also read that Grade D meat is used. 
  Lot of the food is heavy in carbs, and you know what carbs do to sugar addicted college students ? Makes them happy, why wouldn't the administration want students to feel happy at college, @ a time which could be very stressful, especially when are parents are paying $1,000 a semester, just on food.  Putting laxatives in the food makes students go to the bathroom more.  This helps them rid their bodies of sicknesses and diseases quicker.  At the same time, this also makes students hungrier. The cafeteria is located on the third floor of my door building, therefore its basically unaviodable.
  The people who work in the cafeteria also contribute to this conspiracy.  All are minorites were I work.  All a super-duper, almost disgustingly courteous.  Most I would say are either spanish or mexican.  I have seen a couple leave the building, after a long day's work they come out of the dorms in their regular clothes.  Most have very simple plain clothing and are picked up and dropped off by a significant other.  I'm not trying to be prejudice in anyway.  But what I'm saying is that for a food service company to hire minorities, put them in clean white clothes, put them in a clean cafeteria with all new appliances.  Tell them to be kind.  Serve food.  It just all seems so planned out.

If you have any opinions or even better, further information on this topic..please leave one. 

http://collegefood.blogspot.com/2003_10 … ive.html-- this site is funny cause it's all interviews with college kids.  I especially like the line, "stop putting laxatives in our food" "oh were not going to get into that."  The interviewer is obviously biased.

http://www.collegian.psu.edu/archive/20 … lth-03.asp    -- this site brings up some intresting topics, blatently a coverup for food industries