Topic: The Predict-a-Presidential-Puppet Sweepstakes!
So, with less than a month to go it's time for you all to place your bets on just which Illuminati-operated puppet you think is going to win the November 2nd, 2004 elections. Just who will get the honor of making our lives an apocalyptic Hell on Earth for the next four years? Without further ado, let's meet the combatants. Erm, I mean the contestants.
In the Republican corner: George W. Bush. He talks to God. He wants OB-GYN's to be free to practise their love with women all over the country. He doesn't think we can win the war on terror, but he won't stop fighting until we do. And just like his enemies, he never stops thinking about new ways to harm his country and his people. Don't misunderestimate him.

In the Democratic corner: John F. Kerry. He served his country during the Vietnam War. He likes NASCAR, just like you do. He served his country during the Vietnam War. He actually did vote for the $87 billion military funding bill for the U.S. troops in Iraq, before he voted against it. He served his country during the Vietnam War. His wife gets a check every time you put tomato ketchup on your food. And did I mention he served his country during the Vietnam War?

Place your bets. The winners shall be those people that win.
My bet? Kerry. Why? Most royal (reptilian) bloodline, apparently, and those guys never lose. Sorry, George.