He helped to find her golfball

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the Doctor asked him, "What happened to you?". "Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at it's rear-end. I walked over, lifted it's tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, "Hey, this looks like yours!".

( I hope you all don't mind a joke once in a while, if it's inappropiate, please let me know!)