Headon....apply directly to your burgeoning consciousness?

I tend to watch little television anymore....my choice. Last night, while entertaining a few friends, the television was on as more or less backdrop. A Headon commercial came on and although I wasn't paying close attention I couldn't help but notice the new claim the ad states. An attractive blond claims in the ad that ,"it stops the ringing in my ears". An announcer then repeats the same claim immediately thereafter. Now while I still may lean into the paranoiaed realm I tried to apply a more prudent approach to these somewhat alarming claims.
   Initially Headon was marketed here in the U.S. with very annoying repeative spots which were designed to create more curiosity than disclosure of what the product actually does for the consumer. The subsequent claims were that the product was designed to relieve headaches and has been marketed along with ActiveOn a sister product meant for any other minor pain that ails you. The whole manner in which this product was brough forth has had an elixer/snakeoil type feel to it.  Some six months after those claims it's now meant to relieve the ringing in your ears? Is ringing of the ears a common problem among chronic headache sufferers?...Better question...Is ringing of the ears an early or integral sign of an awakening soul? With much of the verbage surrounding 'waking up' centered around the terms vibrations and frequency ranges one might assume so!..So for those who are much further down the path than I, is this a Chemtrail head balm or Chemtrail on a stick if you prefer?

Note the health warnings section here:
  http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/HeadOn