• From: terra incognita
  • Registered: 2004-03-25

Topic: Chicken/Egg joke

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard, smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face.

The egg, looking a bit pissed off, grabs the sheet, rolls over, and says: "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

smile wink smile

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.
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If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.

lol
  • From: Norway
  • Registered: 2004-03-27

Re: Chicken/Egg joke

Hi Auendove,
good one!
Here is a supplement to it:

"A chicken is the eggs' way to reproduce."

wink

René's Website

  • From: terra incognita
  • Registered: 2004-03-25

Re: Chicken/Egg joke

Hey Rene!

That's a great one, I'll have to share it with my friends who send me jokes all the time.  It'll be a hit!

Thanks! smile

--V

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
------
Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.
------
If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.

lol
  • From: Lincoln, Ne.
  • Registered: 2004-04-09

Re: Chicken/Egg joke

Auendove & Rene`, both very good!! http://users.pandora.be/eforum/emoticons4u/happy/1209.gif

...I Love peanut butter cookies...
  • Registered: 2004-03-25

Re: Chicken/Egg joke

Ah, to be a bird! To fly the skies, sing my song, and best of all occasionally peck someone's eyes out.

  • From: US.VA
  • Registered: 2004-03-27

Re: Chicken/Egg joke

<giggling quietly, while whistling, looking about>

MU'06
  • Registered: 2004-03-25

Re: Chicken/Egg joke

NOW you're talkin'!