Topic: humor health warning!
HEALTH Warning - WATER
IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRINK 1 LITRE
OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE
ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA
FOUND IN FECES, IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO
OF SHIT.
HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WHISKEY,
RUM, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO
THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING
AND FERMENTING.
IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO
ARE DRINKING WATER, TO STOP DOING SO, IT HAS BEEN
SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.
WATER = SHIT
ALCOHOL = HEALTH
FREE YOURSELF OF SHIT, DRINK ALCOHOL!!!
IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SHIT THAN TO
DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SH*T!
It is of prime importance to recognize that just about everything we've been taught to expect as "normal" in our lives is the stuff of fairy tales and unrealistic dreams.
Theodore Isaac Rubin M.D.
Theodore Isaac Rubin M.D.
