Topic: Attack of the Zombies!!
I have long noticed an interesting phenomenon: zombies attacking and taking over internet forums!
Let me explain. "Zombies" are humans who act like mindless drones, and have probably never had an original thought in their empty heads. They love "debating" on internet forums. I put debating in quotation marks because their definition of debating is spouting propaganda slogans like a broken record.
There is no point in "debating" with them because they act as if they are deaf and blind--that is, they don't hear you, and they don't read what you type on a forum. A typical zombie encounter goes like this:
1). Zombie signs up on forum and makes a topic about an issue sure to push people's buttons, like religion, race, or the Iraq War. The zombie begins by making a post consisting of nothing but propaganda statements.
2). Posters easily refute the zombie's ridiculous "arguments," aka propaganda parroting.
or
2A). Or, a poster tells the zombie to come back when they can say something he or she hasn't heard before.
3). The zombie either repeats the same propaganda slightly reworded, or says a different slogan saying the same thing, all the while insisting that his or her logic is perfect, why can't you just agree, you backwards ignorant fool?
or
3A). The zombie says, "I don't know what you're talking about!"
4). Repeat 2-3 over and over.
5). More zombies flood the board and take over.
These people are highly annoying, and I have nothing to do with them. I don't know whether they're very stupid people or programmed humans/robotic non-humans/government agents. Probably both.