Bumper Stickers

There are more of these bumper sticker slogans at the link, I just posted the ones I liked best and that were new to me.

Bumper Stickers

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.

Warning:  Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Lottery:  A tax on people who are bad at math.

Puritanism:  The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic
particles.

"Auntie Em:  Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy

And my personal favorite, one I'd not seen before--

Very funny Scotty.  Now beam down my clothes.

http://chaosmatrix.org/library/humor/bumpers.html

Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground.
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Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we're here we might as well dance.
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If you spin around on your chair really fast, things around here will make a lot more sense.