Topic: twelve priests

Twelve priests were about to be ordained.
The final test was for them to line up in a straight row,
totally nude, in a garden while a sexy and beautiful, big breasted, nude model
danced before them.
Each priest had a small bell attached to his penis and they
were told  that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them
would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.
The beautiful model danced before the first candidate,with no reaction.
She proceeded down the line with the same response from all  the
priests until she got to the final priest (Carlos).  As she danced,
his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering
to the ground.
Embarrassed,Carlos took a few steps forward, bent over to   
pick it up and set off all the other bells.

" Then it was, then again it will be. And though the course may change sometimes rivers always reach the sea." Robert Plant