Re: Politically Incorrect Thread About Pod People
Oh, come on Lyra! You're just not "a team player." If you could just "think outside the box" for just a moment, you'd find yourself "moving forward" just like your upwardly mobile co-workers. They're simply "striving for excellence" in a "dynamic, fast-paced environment."
Sorry, I just forgot for a few seconds. Thanks for slapping me back to my pod person senses! haha
That reminds me - Here's a sample classified job ad that I made up for my "Working for the Puppet People" article, combining all the best of the best things that I'd read in ads over the years, all rolled into one "Pod Person Job Ad From Hell" :
“Come join the fun! Very busy professional office looking for a bilingual, detail oriented, organized team player with good communication skills who enjoys working with the public and can handle a fast paced environment. Knowledge of all Microsoft applications a must, with a typing speed of 80+ wpm and heavy switchboard experience. Must be able to work overtime, weekends, nights and holidays when demanded. Duties include but are not limited to all aspects of supporting a large office, running errands using your own vehicle, assisting departments as needed, and the ability to problem solve, multi-task, prioritize duties and handle frequent deadlines all with a smile on your face and a “Can do!" attitude! Entry level salary, depending on experience."
dahhhhh!
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"I get by with a little help from my (higher density) friends."
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