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The most I have ever done goes something like this:

1) turn on the voice activated tape recorder, make sure the batteries are good, and ensure that the tape isn't near its end

2) visualize a golden energy field around me that expands outward to cover the whole apartment, combined with a strong series of intentions that the abductors stay the hell away until I get up the next morning. Sometimes I'll request that positive forces help out.

3) just for kicks, tie myself to the bed. I have a nylon rope tied to the frame of my cot with a mini carabiner clip at the end which I pull around my waist and latch onto a small loop knotted in the middle of the rope. "Like that will stop advanced aliens?" - yeah, actually I think it does in context of realm dynamics and metaphysical principles more so than the technical "difficulty" of unhooking a clip.

To skeptics these measures sound schizo, but I have fun experimenting with different techniques and have found the above to be the most effective ones for me.  Once we used a webcam and a computer to record ourselves sleeping (set to motion detect)...the power went out six times that night, each time resetting the computer. Since then I just use the battery-operated tape-recorder.

I think the tape recorder is the simplest safeguard. Funny enough, the nights I forget to turn it on or check to see if the battery is low, are most often the nights when something strange ended up taking place based on the pre/after-effects. Now I turn it on without exception.  The first time I used it, I got creepy clucking sounds on it like those aliens from the movie Signs...other times it captured short toots that I could not replicate. For the past year it hasn't recorded anything unusual.

It seems that soul abductions and remote programming through implants are preferred over physical abductions...and are unfortunately more difficult to guard against except through intentions/requests and self-observation to disarm posthypnotic commands before they finish activating.

Inauthentic, in what way?  I don't think a biorhythm chart can be inauthentic, as far as I know, because of the way in which they work. The only thing that might deviate between charts is which particular cycles they're plotting.  Most plot the basic three - mental, physical, emotional.  Some include the fourth, intuition.  Others have two or even three additional cycles, but I wouldn't worry about them, you don't really need them.  The best best I think would be to stick with charts that focus on the main 3 or 4. 

I'm not good at explaining stuff, but I'll see if I can here (hold on, this could be good!   haha)   But basically, it was found by several independent researchers early in the 1900's that the human body seems to run on cycles for various things, including physical performance, mental performance, etc.   They figured out the duration of these cycles, 28 days, 33 days, etc. and discovered that they're the same for everybody.  A biorhythm chart just shows these cycles in the form of a sine wave.

All biorhythm charts are pre-programmed with the cycle lengths, because it's universal.  (For example, the emotional cycle is 28 days for everybody.)  Then, all you have to do is insert in your birthday so the program knows where the chart "starts", along with the day you want a reading for.   But see, the chart configures your biorhythms based on your birthday as the starting point for the various waves.   

Told you I'm not good at explaining stuff, but I hope that helps!!     So with that in mind, I would say that any biorhythm program should be fine, there's no need for a recommendation of one over the other, because they all work in the same identical way.    They just use your birthday to figure out the starting point for pre-programmed cycle lengths. 

Hope that helps!

A java version that works everywhere. Think of it as a puzzle....:lol:

http://www.jars.com/science/medicine/resource.php/28265

Awww Montalk you ruined the puzzle portion....;) I'd have told them if anyone had been thoroughly stumped!! It's good to think a little bit...hehehe.

Another tip: I modified the html to put the labels and buttons in english and also added a second applet for my wife's biorhythms as well as putting our birthdays in as default.

Have fun..

This (biorhythms etc) is another topic in which i am not schooled.  It seemed (seems) too simplistic for me... perhaps I am just making things too complicated like I can do sometimes

BTW Lyra the one I saw had all 6 so I guess it was as confusing as shit to discern what types of things fall into what category, maybe that was part of it too

Hmm some analysis and investigation is warranted I think.

So I had a quick look at a friend's chart for yesterday, in which something significant happened (36 hours ago exactly).  Just before where it says 'October 24' on Saracen's chart, I found this interesting:  her physical and emotional lines are very low... like at a -99 out of a -100... and... they cross distinctly.  The problem was physical and i would also describe possibly relating to the emotional...?

So this is making me think.

How accurate are these, to "parts of the day" even?  IE can you pinpoint within a window of even a few hours of the 'crossing point'.... that this is the time of which to take note??  And does it matter say if someone is born at 11:59 PM for example... are their charts all shifted to the left half a day?  Hmm.... legit or not, really glad to be learning about this.

Ahh, good idea with the HTML trick!

You know what would be cool? A little program that takes:  1) your biorhythms,  2) moon perigee and apogee,  3) new and full moon -- and somehow crosses them according to a certain equation or algorithm to produce a single graph unique to each birth date that theoretically forecasts days of maximum probable harmony or discord.

I can program this in Python, but not yet with a GUI. But it's something on my mind, just haven't gotten around to it.  What if this graph turns out to be creepily accurate, then if I somehow knew everyone's birthdate on this forum, I could put them all into the program and let it forecast the probability of who precisely would be involved in the next scuffle. Just kidding

Seriously though, the more we discern the stuff that is predictable, cyclical, calculable, etc... the more efficient we can be in applying our energies where and when it counts. This is so true for so many things,  which why even in this discussion about alien implants, the subject of biorhythms and patterns/cycles in general fits right in. In the face of chaos and the unknown, a bit of predictability is a rare but wonderful thing.

Hi everone here is another concept of implants  http://www.drsmick.com/crystal_implant_story.html