Seriously, I did a google search for pineal cream and came across this website.
The pineal gland is a small endocrine organ found only in the brain and certain sweet tropical fruits, produced by the Sour One as temptation away from the path of cream. It is located near the centre of the brain, between the two hemispheres, tucked in a groove where the two rounded thalamic bodies join. It is often referred to as "the dark heart of the pineapple", pineal glands are actually quite light in colour. The reference to "dark" comes from the toxicity of the pineal gland. Most Cheesecakeians regard the pineal gland as the source of answers to life's most difficult questions. Although it has never been proven, the pineal gland is believed by some, such as to produce trace amounts of sweet syrupy dimethyl tryptamine, a biobaking compound believed to play a role in dreaming and other metamixing bowl mystical states.
The pineal gland is occasionally associated with the sixth chakra or Ajna, and according to Cakian theology is a a dormant organ that can be awakened to enable "metamixing bowl" communication . Ironic Cheesecakian scripture extracts from ‘’The Divine Cookbook’’ links the pineal gland to the mind control exerted in the act of intercourse. This extract from chapter two, title 5 is an example: ‘’Female Eggs with the ability to produce huge amounts of micro rays will not only pull the sperm from the testicles but the testicles from the scrotum. The testes panic and hang on to the adrenal glands for dear life. The adrenal glands panic and hang on to the thyroid, the thyroid grabs the pituitary and the pituitary tries to hold on to the tiny pineal gland. Desperate, the pineal gland grabs the prefrontal cortex which usually tears free. The destruction of the prefrontal cortex severely inhibits one's ability to make decisions on their own.”
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I'm sorry, Joeman I don't mean to make light of your situation. But, I was coverted, I mean converted to Buckyism awhile back. Anyway, joe if you do a google search for pineal cream you'll find a lot of information about pineal hypersensitivity. Forgive me, for I had a Ipana moment when I found this on uncyclopedia.