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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Desperate, yet funny sign...]]></title>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>manyeagles,</p><p>....Heeheehee.</p><p>Personally, I think there&#039;s probably a really compelling human-interest story behind this desperate sign. I&#039;ve decided if I see it again I&#039;m going to write down the number and give him a call to ask how it&#039;s going. </p><p>I may think it&#039;s sad/desperate, and at the same rate funny as all get out, but when I think about it it&#039;s also very creative. I&#039;m curious as to what drives a fellow human being to do something like this. I sure as heck know I couldn&#039;t do it! <img src="https://forum.noblerealms.org/img/smilies/big_smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="big_smile" /> Can you imagine the whack-a-doos that&#039;ll come out to play with this one? Whoa!</p><p>EDIT--Ha ha ha! Boy-oh-boy, I saw those three fingers pointing back on me the instant after I posted this, so I have to write.... and I guess that includes whack-a-doo me! I&#039;m not looking for a new boyfriend though, I&#039;ve got my hands full enough with the one I&#039;ve got now <img src="https://forum.noblerealms.org/img/smilies/roll.png" width="15" height="15" alt="roll" />.</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Sat, 11 Dec 2004 16:22:28 +0000</pubDate>
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			<title><![CDATA[Re: Desperate, yet funny sign...]]></title>
			<link>https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=10527#p10527</link>
			<description><![CDATA[<p>It would be even sadder if there was a shopping cart all loaded up with &quot;stuff&quot;, garbage bags covering it- right next to the van...</p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Fri, 10 Dec 2004 23:42:43 +0000</pubDate>
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			<description><![CDATA[<p>On the road today I saw a HUGE handmade sign posted on the side of a van parked off the highway. It read--</p><p>WANTED: Good, honest girlfriend 46-54 yoa (along with a phone number)</p><p>I know it&#039;s desperate and almost pathetic, but it made me laugh so hard I damn near wizzed myself <img src="https://forum.noblerealms.org/img/smilies/roll.png" width="15" height="15" alt="roll" />.</p><p>Poor guy, he must&#039;ve had a <em>really</em> bad experience, eh? Maybe even more than one bad experience.</p><p>Go to a bar to meet someone? Uhn-uhn. Read the personals? Uhn-uhn. Dating services? Nope. Blind date set-ups? GACK! </p><p>Hmmmm.... why not post a sign on the side of the road? Yeah, that&#039;ll work!</p><p><img src="https://forum.noblerealms.org/img/smilies/big_smile.png" width="15" height="15" alt="big_smile" /></p>]]></description>
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			<pubDate>Thu, 09 Dec 2004 21:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
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