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			<description><![CDATA[<p>Nelson Mandela is sitting at home watching TV and drinking a beer when he<br />hears a knock at the door. When he opens it, he is confronted by a little Japanese man, clutching a clip board and yelling, &quot;You Sign! You sign!&quot;<br />Behind him is an enormous truck full of car exhausts.<br />Nelson is standing there in complete amazement, when the Japanese man<br />starts to yell louder, &quot;You Sign! You sign!&quot;<br />Nelson says to him, &quot;Look, you&#039;ve obviously got the wrong man&quot;, and shuts<br />the door in his face.</p><p>The next day he hears a knock at the door again. When he opens it, the<br />little Japanese man is back with a huge truck of brake pads. He thrusts<br />his clipboard under Nelson&#039;s nose, yelling, &quot;You sign! You sign!&quot;<br />Mr Mandela is getting a bit hacked off by now, so he pushes the little Japanese man back, shouting:<br />&quot;Look, go away! You&#039;ve got the wrong man. I don&#039;t want them!&quot; Then he slams the door in his face again.</p><p>The following day, Nelson is resting, and late in the afternoon, he hears a<br />knock on the door again.<br />On opening the door, there is the same little Japanese man thrusting a<br />clipboard under his nose, shouting, &quot;You sign! You sign!&quot;<br />Behind him are TWO very large trucks full of car parts.<br />This time Nelson loses his temper completely, he picks up the little Man by<br />his shirt front and yells at him: &quot;Look, I don&#039;t want these! Do you understand? You must have the wrong name! Who do you want to give these to?&quot; The little Japanese man looks very puzzled, consults his clipboard, and<br />says:</p><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><p>(Get your best Japanese accent ready)</p><br /><br /><p>&quot;You not Nissan Main Deala?&quot;</p>]]></description>
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