<![CDATA[Noble Realms — IF...]]> https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?id=5387 Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:03:49 +0000 PunBB <![CDATA[Re: IF...]]> https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60306#p60306

Perfect your subliminal vision -edit your memory- *relive your reincarnality* SYNC UP! THE SUBGENIUS MUST HAVE SLACK!

Using SubGenius secrets of BULLDADA and MOREALISM you can now MIRACULOUSLY ELIMINATE COMPULSIVE URGES such as smoking, eating, sleeping, working; end baldness, constipation, sex-money problems, assouliness, and painful shortage of SLACK!

lol

]]> Wed, 27 Jun 2007 02:03:49 +0000 https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60306#p60306 <![CDATA[Re: IF...]]> https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60227#p60227 And so lovable for that very fact!

]]> Mon, 25 Jun 2007 22:40:04 +0000 https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60227#p60227 <![CDATA[Re: IF...]]> https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60217#p60217 so true! pets do have it easy. They don't have to think about conspiracies or the truth. They just are what they are wink

]]> Mon, 25 Jun 2007 21:28:04 +0000 https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60217#p60217 <![CDATA[Re: IF...]]> https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60194#p60194 I think that's an excellent reminder!  I'm printing it out right now.

]]> Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:24:07 +0000 https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60194#p60194 <![CDATA[Re: IF...]]> https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60193#p60193 SO true! yikes Pets have it easy man; I want to switch places with my cat for a week lol

]]> Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:20:01 +0000 https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60193#p60193 <![CDATA[IF...]]> https://forum.noblerealms.org/viewtopic.php?pid=60185#p60185 If you can start the day without caffeine,
If you can always be cheerful, ignoring aches and pains,
If you can resist complaining and boring people with your troubles,
If you can eat the same food every day and be grateful for it,
If you can understand when your loved ones are too busy to give you any time,
If you can overlook it when those you love take it out on you when through no fault of yours, something goes wrong,
If you can take criticism and blame without resentment,
If you can resist treating a rich friend better than a poor friend,
If you can face the world without lies and deceit,
If you can conquer tension without medical help,
If you can relax without liquor,
If you can sleep without the aid of drugs,
If you can honestly say that deep in your heart that you have no prejudice against creed, color, religion, gender preference, or politics,
Then you have reached the same level of development as your dog.

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