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Every day, a male co-worker walks up very close
to a lady at the coffee machine, inhales a big breath
of air, and tells her that her hair smells nice.

After a week of this, she can't stand it anymore,
takes her complaint to a Supervisor in the
personnel department and asks to file a sexual
harassment grievance against him.
The Human Resources supervisor is puzzled, and asks:

"What's sexually threatening about a co-worker
telling you your hair smells nice?"
The woman replies,

"It's Keith. The midget."