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			<description><![CDATA[<p>A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five-iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the Doctor asked him, &quot;What happened to you?&quot;. &quot;Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture. We went to look for them and while I was looking around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at it&#039;s rear-end. I walked over, lifted it&#039;s tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife&#039;s monogram on it- stuck right in the middle of the cow&#039;s butt. Still holding the cow&#039;s tail up, I yelled to my wife, &quot;Hey, this looks like yours!&quot;. </p><p>( I hope you all don&#039;t mind a joke once in a while, if it&#039;s inappropiate, please let me know!)</p>]]></description>
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