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There is even more in this flick but I will leave it to the rest of you. I think I nailed the prime aspects. Enjoy... if enjoying such a thing is possible...
There must be
an "on" button somewhere.
Did you press that apple thing?
Wait! Hansel!
Let's not lose our cool. Then
we're no better than the machine.It's almost 7::00.
I gotta go.No! Derek. Der, wait. If you go, they'll make you
kill that Eurasian dude.I don't care, Hansel. I've never
been late for a show in my life.I don't plan on starting now.
Damn it, you're right.
Do me a favor. If anything happens
to me, give this to Matilda.
Ok, "Apple Thing" = Big Apple aka New York. Zoolander is in a rush. It's almost 7:00 (North Tower hit at 8:46, less than two hours to steal files) Then Derek gives up his communication system/tower to Hansel because he is fearing he may die on the mission.
Let's just say I'll hold on
to it till you get back.Go!
We're live at the Derelicte show...
where controversial designer
Jacobim Mugatu...has extended the olive branch to
Malaysian Prime Minister Hassan...making him the guest of honor
at tonight's show...And starring in that show,
veteran supermodel Derek Zoolander...
Notice the use of "olive branch/peace vs. veteran/war"
Guys, what's happening?
Did you find the files?Matilda, we've got problems...
Derek's already left for the show...No. No, he can't. We don't
even know what the trigger is.He just went running out of here.
I couldn't stop him.- I'll call him on his phone.
- He doesn't have it.- What?
- Yeah, he doesn't have it.What are you talking about?
He always has it.- No, he gave it to me.
- Did you find the files?I don't even know what they...
What do they look like?They're in the computer.
They're in the computer?
Yeah, they're definitely in there...
I don't know how he labeled them...- I got it.
- You gotta figure it out...We're running out of time.
Find them and meet me at the show.Roger.
In the computer.
It's so simple.
Investigative Reporter and German are stealing files/evidence/information together. The trigger might be the Apple.
Let's go! Vagrants and whores,
you're wanted in Makeup!Runaways and street hustlers,
you're next!- You had us worried, Derek.
- Everything's cool.- I'm really psyched for the show.
- Good.Just remember, relax.
Two minutes, Derek.
Two minutes before "The Big (Apple) Show". Two or, TWIN.
Ah, there he is.
I just want to wish you good luck.
Don't you mean "good-bye"?
What are you talking...
I know it was you, Maury. I know it was you...and it breaks my heart.
Derek, I don't know
what you're talking...Derek, I'm...I'm sorry.
Zoolander confronts the Zionist CEO and his evil conspiracy. Two minutes before all the people are amassed for the show (building #7 aka Solomon's Temple), Mother Russia shows up along with the Investigative Reporter as informed spectators/conspirators. As the "Show" begins, Magatu announces or almost preaches:
I am vile spew...
of the wretched masses...
I am really, really dirty...
I am Derelicte!
It'll all be over soon.
Derek begins his "flight path" down the "runway".
Concentrate, Derelicte...
Do not be distracted
by the beautiful celebrities...Celebrities...
Do what you've been trained to do,
and kill...
Then the German Hansel appears! (wearing an American Flag shirt no less)
I got your back!
2nd plane.
Notice the steel lattice work of THREE buildings in the background?
World Trade Buildings 1, 2 and 7 all of which collapsed on 9/11/01.
Popping and locking, fool!
They're break-dance fighting.
"Popping" =
the squibs that 'popped' out underneath the collapse of both towers. "Break dance fighting" the breaking of steel lattice with such precision that the insiders could only describe it as a dance. All the pieces of rubble fight their way down to the earth.
Now the German/American (operation Paper Clip) has control of the mind control booth (WTC 7).
Derek Zoolander just tried to kill
the prime minister of Malaysia.That's bullshit!
Listen up, everyone.Mugatu's a dick!
He tried to brainwash Derek
to kill the Claymation dude.That's a lie! Zoolander snapped
because he's over the hill!
Zoolander = Jew, Hill = Zion. "Zoolander snapped
because he's over the hill!"
We got 30 years of files
right here in this computer!
Apple Computer = Big Apple Towers
They're gonna bring you down!
Oh, no.
Down!
Files in the building did go 'down' didn't they?
Where did all the files go?
Ha! I'm taking you out!
- Yo, taste my pain, bitch!
- Huh?
- Yes!
- Deal with that!
Jig's up, Mugatu.
Everything they're saying is true.I've been in on it for 30 years.
What are you doing, Ballstein?
I'm done, Jaco. I got a prostate
the size of a honeydew...and a head full of bad memories.It's time to set things straight.
You have no evidence.
Han-stupid destroyed everything.I got two words for you, sugar...
Zip disk.
Remember Han-Solo? = "Han-Stupid".
Two words "Zip Disk"
The whole thing is in my den
in Long Island.I can have that evidence here
in 20 minutes.- That a boy, Maury.
- Hold on a second.I'm afraid of the radiation.
The Zionist-Jew CEO is afraid of radiation poisoning to the brain from cell phone use. (note to self: don't use cell phone unless necessary)
Who cares about
Derek Zoolander anyway?The man has only one look,
for Christ's sake!Blue Steel, Ferrari, Le Tigre?
They're the same face!
Cloning
Doesn't anyone notice this?
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!I invented the piano key necktie!
I invented it!
What have you done, Derek? Nothing! You’ve done nothing! Nothing!
And I will be a monkey's uncle
if I have you ruin this for me!Because if you can't
get the job done, then I will!
Notice we have cloning and monkey back-to-back AGAIN.
One look?
One look? I don't think so!
There it is!
Magnum!
Magnum=Jewish, look=clone and the "Magnum Look"???
Derek stops a throwing star with his mind, Telekinesis. This is telling me that only Jewish people have mastered mind powers (according to the script).
Holy moly.
Yeah, baby!
That's what I've been waiting for!Dear God.
It's beautiful.
Yeah! That's my kid. That's my son.
Holy, God, Baby, Kid, Beautiful... I think you get the picture.
Then we get to Derek's Center:
Note: The Twin Towers were/should be in the background (dead center) of Derek's Center!!!!!!
Hi, I'm former male supermodel
Derek Zoolander. Here, at the Derek Zoolander Center
for Kids Who Can't Read Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too..we teach students of all ages everything they need to know to learn to be a professional model and a professional human being.
Our diverse faculty includes business management teacher and former model agent Maury Ballstein.
Children wearing "DZ" what I believe to be "Demilitarized Zone"
Demilitarized Zone, Children, Jewish-Zionist-CEO, Underwear equals $.
Or...Profit from child molestation/satanic ritual abuse/pedophilia.
Mind you these quotes are verbatim:
The designer's got your nuts
in a vise...offering you ten million
plus three percent...of every pair of underwear sold.What are you gonna do?
Screw him!
Speaks for it's self.
That's what I'm talking about!
Then Hansel reappears:
I'm gonna take these kids over
to the George Washington Bridge...give them a little lesson
in base jumping.- Catch you at the teacher's lounge?
- All right.All right, guys. Last one to the
helicopter's a rotten egg. Let's go!
The German Hansel is teaching children to parachute from helicopters (military action before they reach puberty).
As we pan away from the scene we see the GAS WAR MEMORIAL in NEW YORK:
After the 9/11 and the GAS WAR, Zoolander establishes a memorial (directly in front of the WTC) and his cloning project is successful:
- There's Daddy! Hi.
- Hey.- How's Derek, Jr.?
- He's great.Guess what.
He made his first look today.- Really?
- You wanna show Daddy your look?
Wow.
Then they go off for story hour:
Wanna hang out for story hour?
- Great. Yeah. Let's go.- Hey, who wants to hear a story?
- Yeah!
[center] I bet the story was about a goat.
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