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			<title type="html"><![CDATA[Innocent Advice on Who to Marry]]></title>
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			<content type="html"><![CDATA[<p>HOW DO YOU DECIDE TO MARRY? (written by kids)<br />&nbsp; You got to find somebody who likes the same stuff.&nbsp; Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. <br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;-Alan, age 10</p><p>&nbsp; God decides it all way before, and you get to find out later who you&#039;re stuck with.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;-Kristen, age&nbsp; 10</p><p>WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;Twenty-three is the best age because you know the person FOREVER by then.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;-Camille, age 10 </p><p>HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;-Derrick, age 8</p><p>WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;Both don&#039;t want any more kids.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;-Lori, age 8</p><p>WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?</p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;Dates are for fun, and people should use them to get to know each other.&nbsp; Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;-Lynette, age 8</p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Martin, age 10</p><p>WHAT WOULD YOU DO ON A FIRST DATE THAT WAS TURNING SOUR?<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;I&#039;d run home and play dead.&nbsp; The next day I wold call all the newspapers and make sure they wrote about me in all the dead columns.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Craig, age 9</p><p>WHEN IS IS OK TO KISS SOMEONE?<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;When they&#039;re rich.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Pam, age 7</p><p>&nbsp; &nbsp;The rule goes like this:&nbsp; If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them.&nbsp; It&#039;s the right thing to do.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Howard, age 8</p><p>IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED?<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;It&#039;s better for girls to be single but not for boys.&nbsp; Boys need someone to clean up after them.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Anita, age 9</p><p>HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN&#039;T GET MARRIED?<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn&#039;t there?</p><p>HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARIAGE WORK?<br />&nbsp; &nbsp;Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a truck.<br />&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; -Ricky, age 10</p>]]></content>
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