You have been sent from the heavens, oh saint of truth.

IT HAS BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IF WE DRINK 1 LITRE

OF WATER EACH DAY, AT THE END OF THE YEAR WE WOULD HAVE

ABSORBED MORE THAN 1 KILO OF ESCHERICHIA COLI BACTERIA

FOUND IN FECES, IN OTHER WORDS, WE ARE CONSUMING 1 KILO

OF SHIT.

HOWEVER, WE DO NOT RUN THAT RISK WHEN DRINKING WHISKEY,

RUM, BEER OR OTHER LIQUORS BECAUSE ALCOHOL HAS TO GO

THROUGH A DISTILLATION PROCESS OF BOILING, FILTERING

AND FERMENTING.

IT IS MY DUTY TO COMMUNICATE TO  ALL OF YOU PEOPLE WHO

ARE DRINKING WATER, TO STOP DOING SO, IT HAS BEEN

SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN THAT IT IS UNHEALTHY AND BAD FOR YOU.

WATER = SHIT

ALCOHOL = HEALTH

FREE YOURSELF OF SHIT, DRINK ALCOHOL!!!

IT IS BETTER TO DRINK ALCOHOL AND TALK SHIT THAN TO

DRINK WATER AND BE FULL OF SH*T!