Noble Realms — Dreamspell Calendar

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-23T17:19:41Z

Scientology? Huh? I don't get it. What did I miss here? Please explain, Unbidden, I'm so curious what you're getting at. You mean you think Mr.Oyster is a Scientologist? If he finds out you think this, you'll sure get a too zealous reaction from this "bivalve with an attitude."

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-20T15:07:34Z

Scientology? (Open or closed? Whatever)

Whoop, dere it is!

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-20T06:05:33Z

You traitor!

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-20T05:37:51Z

Yur all lost. Only we oystas know what da heck is goin' on. But do you ask us? Heck no! You ask da dogs and you ask da snakes and you ask da sun...you even ask Bad Clams if ya can't get a job done straight! Jeeze Louise! Why ask a buncha Mayan nuts who can crush ya wit a giant well designed rock when ya got all usk oystas heah? Huh?

I tell ya ya makes no sense. Get outta heah.

Mr.Oyster.

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-19T19:35:12Z

I have a loossssshhhe fang... ssssppuufffhhh!

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-19T06:24:38Z

You sure don't hiss like a snake...

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-19T05:30:57Z

BlackBox,

Ssssppufffhhhh!

As my son likes to often remind me, "It's all good Moms". He calls me Moms... kinda sweet, huh?

And to think I struggled with myself posting that I was a "Red Self-existing Serpent", much against my better judgement... Heavy Sigh!, only to read--

BlackBox wrote:

You serpents make me sick.

Serpent? Dog? What's the beef Brother/Man?

....Oh! But wait! What is that I hear? I do, I hear a far off

"Arf! Arf!"

toning in so virbrantly... oh, yes... now there he is.... the ever faithful servant that he is...

ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! ARF! Grrruuufffff! Grrrrrooowwwlll! Burp! (After all, dogs will be dogs)

Watch out Mr. Box or Rover will skip pages and come over to pay you a 'lil "face to face".... Woof!

Still ROTFLMAO!

"It's all good."

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-18T21:37:31Z

You serpents make me sick.

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-18T20:30:24Z

ROTFLMAO!

I'm a Red Self-existing Serpent... GACK! Whatever that means!

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-18T19:39:29Z

I gotta own up here. I borrowed the name from Eric Phelps, who has done a great job of unmasking some of these wankers.

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-18T19:16:43Z

aaronfirebrand wrote:

count von klovenhoof

That is definately the BEST villains name I could ever imagine.

Comedic...yet evil at the same time! Ingenius.

"Run kids, it's count von klovenhoof!" (I can't even say it without giggling like a school-girl...thanks Aaron!)

[Edit: notice how it rolls off the tongue...I can't get over it.]

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-18T18:27:40Z

synchronicity rules!

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-18T18:26:19Z

Jesuits, jesuits...You do know that the inveterate gambler and big loser william bennett has said that all children should be educated by jesuits, don't you? Jesuits are the military arm of the catholic church, led by hans von kolvenbach (the black pope), aka count von klovenhoof. If you believe black is white, you may be a jesuit. To properly scourge yourself, run naked through thick forest. Let nature be your priest!

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-18T18:21:55Z

Well, let the trees do it then! If you're being so bad as to need it, I'm sure they'd be glad to help out!

Re: Dreamspell Calendar

2004-06-18T17:39:27Z

You can't perform surgery without being a surgeon. You cannot defend a corporation in court without being a lawyer. You cannot teach in school without being a teacher.

And you can't slap yourself with branches in repentance and NOT be a Jesuit Priest. This I know.

Don't ask me to break the rules in life Sedna. Things just are the way they are. If I slap myself with branches in the woods without being a Jesuit Priest, I'll just be a common fool.