seriously!
Ever looked into his eyes, in a decent resolution image? How'd it make you feel?
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Ever looked into his eyes, in a decent resolution image? How'd it make you feel?
]]>Funny how lies gain credence if circulated enough. Long time ago there was a story about Jesus getting crucified of all things, hahahaha. Glad no one fell for that one.
If you don't have a source, then when in doubt, intuit your way around it.
Yes, or better yet, look it up like I did. It took me all of about ten seconds. For those readers who don't know how to do this, it's simple. I just copied the headline "PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!" from reason's post, then opened a new browser tab, pasted the text into Google, and clicked "Search." The original WWN article was the very first entry on the search results page. Easy as could be.
EVERYONE using the internet should become proficient with basic skills such as how to copy/paste, and how to use a search engine.
]]>Xenopope wrote:Funny. That one's satire, but the one about the 'Death Cloud' isn't satire . . . is it?
Here's the source; you be the judge.
Thanks for finding the source monrningsun76. When I read the opening post, I was like, there's no fricking WAY this is the truth.
Reason, it always helps to post sources and where you find your information. This article that you've posted which is bound to get somebody worried is from the Weekly World News. I'm not sure if you're familiar with the WWN, but it's that black and white tabloid that can be found at the checkout stand of your local grocery store featuring pictures of Bat Boy, and doctored photos where the heads of aliens and monsters are pasted onto other bodies and crazy crap like that.
If you don't have a source, then when in doubt, intuit your way around it. Some giveaways for me in regards to this particular article were:
1. The article is talking about this fantastical scientific / astronomical doomsday scenario, citing scientist sources and everything..............in such a cavalier way.
2. This fantastical information which is slated to happen has not been covered by ANY other news source. Something this big, don't you think we would have heard about it someplace else?
]]>Funny. That one's satire, but the one about the 'Death Cloud' isn't satire . . . is it?
Here's the source; you be the judge.
]]>Funny. That one's satire, but the one about the 'Death Cloud' isn't satire . . . is it?
hey reason, what website did you find that at?
]]>Hi all,
PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005By MIKE FOSTER
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
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"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA."The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."
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"Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."
Sooo, does this means that non-Americans should start to panic? Maybe later, I need a nap right about now 
Never ending story. 
Fifth element. "Anyone else want to negotiate?" 
But seriously this is a bloody interesting article. I wonder if it can be corroborated.
]]>PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
It's the 'NOTHING'. Just like in that movie The Neverending Story AND The Fifth Element. 
We've been thoroughly briefed on this situation. It means either it's time to consult a giant oracle of rock, or find the perfect savior being of eternal love.
PLANET-DISSOLVING DUST CLOUD IS HEADED TOWARD EARTH!
Monday September 12, 2005
By MIKE FOSTER
CAMBRIDGE, Mass. -- Scared-stiff astronomers have detected a mysterious mass they've dubbed a "chaos cloud" that dissolves everything in its path, including comets, asteroids, planets and entire stars -- and it's headed directly toward Earth!
Discovered April 6 by NASA's Chandra X-ray Observatory, the swirling, 10 million-mile- wide cosmic dust cloud has been likened to an "acid nebula" and is hurtling toward us at close to the speed of light -- making its estimated time of arrival 9:15 a.m. EDT on June 1, 2014.
"The good news is that this finding confirms several cutting- edge ideas in theoretical physics," announced Dr. Albert Sherwinski, a Cambridge based astrophysicist with close ties to NASA.
"The bad news is that the total annihilation of our solar system is imminent."
Experts believe the chaos cloud is composed of particles spawned near the event horizon of a black hole (a form of what's called Hawking Radiation) that have been distorted by mangled information spewed from the hole.
"A super-massive black hole lies about 28,000 light-years from Earth at the center of our galaxy," explained Dr. Sherwinski.
"Last year the eminent physicist Stephen Hawking revised his theory of black holes -- which previously held that nothing could escape the hole's powerful gravitational field. He demonstrated that information about objects that have been sucked in can be emitted in mangled form.
"It now appears that mangled information can distort matter.
"Just imagine our galaxy the Milky Way as a beautiful, handwritten letter.
"Now imagine pouring a glass of water on the paper and watching the words dissolve as the stain spreads. That's what the chaos cloud does to every star or planet it encounters."
To avoid widespread panic, NASA has declined to make the alarming discovery public. But Dr. Sherwinski's contacts at the agency's Chandra X-ray Observatory leaked to him striking images of the newly discovered chaos cloud obliterating a large asteroid.
"It's like watching a helpless hog being dissolved in a vat of acid," one NASA scientist told Dr. Sherwinski.
Ordinarily, Hawkings Radiation is harmless.
"It's produced when an electron- positron pair are at the event horizon of a black hole," Dr. Sherwinski explained. "The intense curvature of space-time of the hole can cause the positron to fall in, while the electron escapes."
But when "infected" by mangled information from the black hole, the particles become a chaos cloud, which in turn mangles everything it touches.
"If it continues unchecked, the chaos cloud will eventually reduce our galaxy to the state of absolute chaos that existed before the birth of the universe," the astrophysicist warned.
Some scientists say mankind's best hope would be to build a "space ark" and hightail it to the Andromeda Galaxy, 2.1 million light-years away.
"We wouldn't be able to save the entire human population, but perhaps the best and the brightest," observed British rocket scientist Dr. David Hall, when asked about the feasibility of such a project.
But even if such a craft could be built in time, evacuating Earth might prove fruitless if theories about the origin of the chaos cloud are correct.
"A black hole at the center of Andromeda is about 15 times the size of the one in our own galaxy," Dr. Sherwinski noted. "It might be like jumping out of the frying pan into the fire."
Speaking under the condition of anonymity, a senior White House official said the president's top science advisors are taking the findings in stride.
"This is a lot like global warming, where the jury is still out on whether it's real or not," said the official.
"The existence of this so called chaos cloud is only a theory. Americans shouldn't panic until all the facts are in."
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