Step away from that lightbulb all ye intellectual meddlers and peddlers.
It is said that one should never approach a lightbulb with intent to change. Offer only love and light in the hopes that the lightbulb would change itself from within.

If said bulbs emenate extreme redness and pulse periodically, run and hide (unless in Amsterdam).

Is it......

darkbulb????

or maybe......

heavybulb????

Peace, PhiConcept.

Lightbulbs? Are they some secret society?

I've seen the light bulb people.

In my experience, it would seem that some are soft white and some are desperately florescent. There may be others who have encountered them but are struggling with the effects of government light bulb programs that prevent them from coming forward.

One out two list members are probably women.  Women don't change lightbulbs, we tap them and they work forever, or at least until we toss the lamp (along with it's bulb) because it reminds us of our ex or we're sick and  tired of it not matching the new decor.

Two.

One to change the light bulb,

and one to NOT change the light bulb.

!

*patiently waiting 6 months*

this is great!

[so ferit is such a stable and fixed guy (background music rises)... or is he a pod person?]

This thread is now CLOSED.

From :

http://www.curezone.com/forums/m.asp?f=164&i=1680

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Me too!   

And hey, shouldn't this be in the lightbulb category??   Next time, try doing a Google, aiiight there buddy??

That's it, I'm not posting here anymore!!!!!!!!!!

this is great!

http://www.curezone.com/forums/m.asp?f=164&i=1680