Bow Down to the ELBOW-LICKER!
]]>BTW y'all--my guy tells me it's very unattractive to try to lick one's elbow... so you may want to try this one in the closet
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Oh yea - I could just see me doing this in public! But it would be funny to see how many others you could get to try to do it!
Good to see you active on the board again Xenopope! You still making music?
Nope - not a whole lot lately. But I still listen to it! And I'm sure I will continue making music very soon.
]]>I realize this is humour, but regarding point #4, there was a "petting zoo" at the CNE in Toronto a couple of years ago. There were a couple of ostriches in pens, and yes we did see them bury their heads in the sand. It was hilarious to behold!
You know, I thought for sure I'd before seen pics of ostriches with their heads in the sand. Maybe the researchers actually never did see as much, but after 80 yrs. you'd think someone would've caught 'em in the act .
Dang. *tries harder* DANGIT. *tries harder* DAMM! *tries even harder* *AAaauuaaAAUUAAuu*
You too huh? 
Too funny dude. What's going to be even funnier is the NR member who actually CAN lick their elbow... and then tells us! Any contortion artists out there?
BTW y'all--my guy tells me it's very unattractive to try to lick one's elbow... so you may want to try this one in the closet !
Good to see you active on the board again Xenopope! You still making music?
]]>1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
Dang. *tries harder* DANGIT. *tries harder* DAMM! *tries even harder* *AAaauuaaAAUUAAuu*
]]>I realize this is humour, but regarding point #4, there was a "petting zoo" at the CNE in Toronto a couple of years ago. There were a couple of ostriches in pens, and yes we did see them bury their heads in the sand. It was hilarious to behold!
]]>Did you know...
1. It is impossible to lick your elbow.
2. A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.
3. A shrimp's heart is in its head.
4. In a study of 200,000 ostriches, over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
5. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
6. A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
7. More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.
8. Horses can't vomit.
9. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.
10. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. And, if you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.
11. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.
12. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.