Imagine my suprise...

I was busy trying to chase down a soldier of mine yesterday when I stopped by the chapel to see if he was there. I came acroos a chaplin who told me my soldier was having a councling but I could wait.
As I sat there thinking to myself I worked up the courage and reapproached the chaplin who was wearing the rank of Major.
I was catious with my words (Thank God) because I began to ask him if he was well versed with religions. As he responed I noticed he was one of those guys that have the "unflinching eyes" like God was trying to burst out of his head or something, it actually creeped me out.

He told me it depended on what I was going to ask.

I told him I had concern for America and the motives behind much of our politicks. I wanted to talk about religion because it is hard to find an Army guy with an extensive knowledge on the subject.
I told him that I was worried about what G.W. Bush was doing and I told him why. I said that I thought Bush has alterior motives because he was a part of Skull and Bones.
That's when he said " oh, so you are a conspiracy guy." He then asked me what I thought of the Masons and I told him my watered down version, fearing he might be a mason himself. He then told me something that blew me away.
He told me that he was a Yale grad. and was actually a Bonesmen. He briefly tried to explain that no matter what these guys in the Government MAY be doing it dosn't matter as long as your soul is secure in Jesus Christ... that actually made me scared he talked like that. Then he quickly changed the subject and started a whole new topic about the living conditions of the Iraqies.

I'm surrounded by Crazy Masons and now I find that our spiritual guide is part of a quasi-satanic group, THE SKULL & BONES.

Someone grab my boots,

the s**t is getting deep.