Re: Bumper Stickers

null@example.com (Soloflecks) — Thu, 12 May 2005 20:05:11 +0000

That's hilarious, and I haven't seen it either. Hell, I'm still cracking up over "beam me up; there's no intelligent life down here" from eons ago.

null@example.com (zonabi) — Thu, 12 May 2005 15:50:01 +0000

HehE this is great stuff

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes

thats gonna be a classic !

Bumper Stickers

null@example.com (Auendove) — Thu, 12 May 2005 12:56:45 +0000

There are more of these bumper sticker slogans at the link, I just posted the ones I liked best and that were new to me.

Bumper Stickers

The gene pool could use a little chlorine.

Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.

According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.

Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.

Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.

Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic
particles.

"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy

And my personal favorite, one I'd not seen before--

Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.