Bumper Stickers
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
Time is what keeps things from happening all at once.
According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist.
Forget about world peace . . . visualize using your turn signal.
Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear.
Make it idiot proof and someone will make a better idiot.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
I like you but I wouldn't want to see you working with sub-atomic
particles.
"Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog." - Dorothy
And my personal favorite, one I'd not seen before--
Very funny Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
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