Stepford Pod caught on live television malfunctioning, stringing random words together as memory chip fries out.
"Recently polls have shown a fifth of Americans can't locate the U.S. on a world map. Why do you think this is?"
Miss Teen South Carolina 2007: "I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and uh the Iraq everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, our education over here in the U.S. should help the US, or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future...." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qQdhMSEqhfg
Maps....Miss West Carolina speaks out!
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