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#1 2005-10-17 07:20:41

SiriArc
AD VO ZIN
From: Denver
Registered: 2005-08-03

How many forum members to change a light bulb?

From :

http://www.curezone.com/forums/m.asp?f=164&i=1680

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.


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#2 2005-10-17 07:37:17

feritciva
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From: istanbul
Registered: 2004-05-13

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

lol

this is great!

Last edited by feritciva (2005-10-17 07:55:19)


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#3 2005-10-17 14:37:08

lyra
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From: my own private idaho
Registered: 2004-03-25
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Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

SiriArc wrote:

From :

http://www.curezone.com/forums/m.asp?f=164&i=1680

1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it's "lightbulb" or "light bulb" ... another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is "lamp"
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that "light bulb" is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL's where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL's were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL's
3 to post about links they found from the URL's that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add "Me too"
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say "didn't we go through this already a short time ago?"
13 to say "do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs"
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.

Me too!   wink

And hey, shouldn't this be in the lightbulb category??   Next time, try doing a Google, aiiight there buddy??

That's it, I'm not posting here anymore!!!!!!!!!!


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#4 2005-10-17 16:40:17

Xenopope
Exegesis
From: NOTHING
Registered: 2004-09-03

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

The existence of lightbulbs only serves to uphold the matrix control system. In reality they became OBSOLEET years ago.

This thread is now CLOSED. big_smile


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#5 2006-10-12 07:14:35

SiriArc
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From: Denver
Registered: 2005-08-03

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

http://www.valleycollege.edu/Financial_Aid/Files/light_bulb_person.gif


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#6 2006-10-12 09:09:10

Pinkrlyq
Voluntary Human
From: IL
Registered: 2006-05-25

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

*patiently waiting 6 months*


"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on, or by imbeciles who really mean it." ~ Mark Twain

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#7 2006-10-12 12:21:36

feritciva
Member
From: istanbul
Registered: 2004-05-13

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

Pinkrlyq wrote:

*patiently waiting 6 months*

lol

this is great!

[so ferit is such a stable and fixed guy (background music rises)... or is he a pod person?]


Change we must, to live again
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#8 2006-10-12 12:27:36

treehugger
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Registered: 2006-02-06

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

Lightbulbs? Are they some secret society? Can somebody elaborate for me please?


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#9 2006-10-12 21:15:07

Tom Paine
Member
Registered: 2004-10-26

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to change a light bulb?




Two.




One to change the light bulb,

and one to NOT change the light bulb.





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Last edited by Tom Paine (2006-10-12 21:16:27)

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#10 2007-11-25 18:10:50

Pamelajean
Thank you Tom
From: relocating to Noble Dreams
Registered: 2006-01-30

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

I  move to delete the thread entirely due to the fact that it is sexist (though another thread devoted to women changing bulbs "may" suffice). 

One out two list members are probably women.  Women don't change lightbulbs, we tap them and they work forever, or at least until we toss the lamp (along with it's bulb) because it reminds us of our ex or we're sick and  tired of it not matching the new decor.

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#11 2007-11-25 21:03:20

shukaido
Member
Registered: 2007-07-22

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

treehugger wrote:

Lightbulbs? Are they some secret society?

I've seen the light bulb people.

In my experience, it would seem that some are soft white and some are desperately florescent. There may be others who have encountered them but are struggling with the effects of government light bulb programs that prevent them from coming forward.


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#12 2007-11-25 23:40:26

PhiConcept
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Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

I wonder what the direct opposite of a lightbulb is.......

Is it......

darkbulb????


or maybe......


heavybulb????


big_smile


Peace, PhiConcept.

 

#13 2007-11-26 00:25:15

FreeSpirit
Member
Registered: 2007-05-24

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

Dis is Thisinfo.  Answer is 0.

Step away from that lightbulb all ye intellectual meddlers and peddlers.
It is said that one should never approach a lightbulb with intent to change. Offer only love and light in the hopes that the lightbulb would change itself from within.

If said bulbs emenate extreme redness and pulse periodically, run and hide (unless in Amsterdam).

Last edited by FreeSpirit (2007-11-26 00:26:50)

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#14 2007-11-26 07:17:48

SiriArc
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From: Denver
Registered: 2005-08-03

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

http://forum.noblerealms.org/pics/555_mwsnap277.jpg


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#15 2007-11-26 07:37:21

titmouse_
Kosmic MountainGoat
From: Shores of Lake Titikaka
Registered: 2006-05-26

Re: How many forum members to change a light bulb?

Wouldn't it be overly righteous of us to attempt to change it, considering possibly its preference is three-way?


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