Topic: DIY ELF

Not sure what to think about this, but for US$1369 you can create a tornado in your annoying neighbor's living room smile … rator.html               

Happy to have been a part


And another type of device helps channel "the blond type of alien entity.":D

Hmm, that sounds rather nice, eh? Well, you can send your "neighbor" a tornado and then the blond goes "nya nya nya"

to them and comes back to give you your own space ship and channel the cosmos from his/her gorgeous countenance.

Very fun stuff. (Rubs hands together).